If I am going to start a blog about my culinary journey, it seems only fitting that the first entry is about the recipe that introduced me to the effect an amazing meal can have. I started doing the majority of the household cooking in my teen years, Mom and Dad both worked and I was the eldest, it just made sense for our family. Mostly it consisted of pasta dinners or hamburger helper. Those kinds of meals where you just follow the directions on the box and you're done. To be honest, it felt more like a chore, I didn't receive much joy from it but it was obviously better than starving.
Until I was introduced to
Apricot Turkey.
I was about 14 or 15 years old, attending merit badge college at Quinnipiac University; this was a multi-weekend event to earn merit badges during the winter months; let me tell you how exciting it was to give up my weekends to take merit badge classes.😣 As I walked into the classroom for Indian Lore merit badge, I was excited to discover that my summer camp counselor Jim C was, in fact, teaching the course. You ever have one of those teachers that were just really passionate about the subject matter? That was Jim. One of the requirements for the badge was to make a Native American dish and bring it to class next week to discuss the meal and share with one another. The recipes were passed around and we each got one at random; the one I ended up with was, of course,
Apricot Turkey.

A few days later my father took me to Stop and Shop where I began collecting all the things needed for the dish. Turkey was the hardest thing to find. The recipe called for 4-6 pounds of it, best thing I could think of was to get inch thick slabs of deli turkey from the deli counter. The deli guy looked at me like I had two heard but essentially shrugged it off and began slicing.
Friday night arrived and I started with the first part of the recipe, which called for the marinading of the turkey overnight; a marinade comprised of vinegar, molasses, and onions. The smell was real. No one in the house dared to enter the kitchen for fear that the fumes would take residents within their nostrils. My only companion was my dog Dusty...she smelled the turkey and kneI i would toss her some if my eyes caught hers.
Try as I might, my hands still smelled of vinegar the next day. Saturday morning I began part two of the recipe and started to fry the turkey cubes up a few at a time with a few other ingredients; as bad as the smell was last night, this new smell was equally amazing. I couldn't believe something that smelled so vile yesterday was now making my mouth water. My family smelling the seductive aroma of the turkey began checking in to see how my cooking is going, hoping to steal a sample for themselves of course. My dish was a hit at the merit badge class, unfortunately, that meant there were no leftovers for me.
Over the years the dish has evolved with adjustments and substitutions. Rice Pilaf in the place of white rice, small adjustments to the quantity of some ingredients. The dish has only really been made for people I want to impress; family, girlfriends, etc. I have only ever known one person to not like the dish...we don't speak any longer.
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In my most recent rendition of my self-proclaimed world famous dish, I offered it to my dear friend Lee with the understanding that she would be required to come up with the entertainment for the evening. On my trip to stop and shop I was pleasantly surprised to find actual Turkey Breast in the meat section. No longer would I have to awkwardly ask for 6 lbs of inch thick turkey breast! I was excited to try my method with minimally processed turkey meat. everything else was running smoothly until after I removed the casserole dish from the oven and tasted my meal. I tasted nothing. It tasted like watered meat. Confusion surrounded me, I didn't understand what had happened. After some serious contemplation, it was determined that the meat being much fresher than previous renditions, it must have added additional moisture to the marinade concoction. A quick reduction of the liquids brought it back to its remembered glory. Lee also put together a little treat for me, some chocolate delights including chocolate covered bananas position and decorated to resemble a penis. She can be hilariously rude sometimes.
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The delicious cock deserts made by Lee |
All in all, I deemed the evening an excellent start to this years project. The hunt continues for old recipes and even some new ones to fill my recipe book to be printed and distributed, but for now, I will relax with a full belly and happy memories.
If you are wondering why I cross out the Apricot portion in
Apricot Turkey, it is because dried apricots are gross and I removed them from the dish altogether.
Apricot Turkey Recipe